Does this headband make me look fat?

Supporting your spouse in their dreams and helping them along the way is one of the pleasures of being married. However when your wife wants to be a photographer, you find yourself the victim of a new kind of paparazzi. I am the bargain model that she uses when she: learns a new photo technique, gets a new lens, or when she gets a new prop and wants to know what it will look like in the sun. So here I am being the supportive husband wearing her new props in the parking lot of our apartment complex (makes holding her purse a welcome task now).
~Mr. P