top ten things that have weirded us out surprised us about living with our spouse...
1. He has at least twice as many clothes and three times as many shoes as me
2. He collects ties, beanies, hats (dating back to the 6th grade that no longer fit his head), every Nintendo player in existence, and shot glasses
3. Farting comes in many shapes and sizes. Some of which burn your eyes and nostrils.
4. Farting is apparently appropriate around the clock, unless the dude wants some romance. Then all gluteus maximus functions shut down voluntarily
1. He has at least twice as many clothes and three times as many shoes as me
2. He collects ties, beanies, hats (dating back to the 6th grade that no longer fit his head), every Nintendo player in existence, and shot glasses
3. Farting comes in many shapes and sizes. Some of which burn your eyes and nostrils.
4. Farting is apparently appropriate around the clock, unless the dude wants some romance. Then all gluteus maximus functions shut down voluntarily
5. Dude likes his spices and condiments. We go through garlic pepper and bbq sauce like there’s no tomorrow
6. He needs to have all the tv and wii remotes by his side at all times because goodness knows the world will end if I am holding any object requiring you to point and press down
7. He is a walking space heater so I don’t buy socks anymore
8. He alphabetizes his DVD’s and books and notices if anything is out of order even slightly
9. He isn’t really sloppy and he doesn’t snore but he does leave the toilet seat up
10. The pile. Every night he takes off his clothes and instead of putting them away he shoves them in a pile under his side of the bed.
~Mrs. P
7. He is a walking space heater so I don’t buy socks anymore
8. He alphabetizes his DVD’s and books and notices if anything is out of order even slightly
9. He isn’t really sloppy and he doesn’t snore but he does leave the toilet seat up
10. The pile. Every night he takes off his clothes and instead of putting them away he shoves them in a pile under his side of the bed.
~Mrs. P
1 – We share everything: except coffee, chocolate, wine and thai food. ( I just wanted to try it)
2 – Passing gas is not ok on a plane, on a train, on a boat or on a goat (Africa), in the car, at the bar, in bed, on her head (you had to be there), at the table, while watching cable, in the chair or anywhere!
3 – Willow, the 5th Element and Star Wars are apparently not some of the best films of all time.
4 – My wardrobe (although stated to be vast) is not attractive. How did I get Danielle then?... How did I get Danielle!?
5 – 23 pictures of us in the apartment is not too much (Is she going to forget what we look like?)
6 – I’m a pack rat: yes I do need to keep every good bag, container, cord, wire, just in case we need it.
7 – Cleaning your toenails is not ok to do in bed (even though I can account for all 10 nails – I think)
8 – Pants cannot be worn 2 weeks in a row, 1 week is the cut off for that.
9 – There actually are some people did not know how to cook canned peas, there are only 50 states not 52 and that’s the shifter not the clutch. (you're welcome, that one was for free)
10 – Sponges cannot be used for cleaning the shower and the dishes (who knew?)
~Mr. P
Oh my goodness, love you two!!!
ReplyDeleteHehe. Love it!! :) Cute new background too ;)
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